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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Unlawful pedestrians beware, roads are now fenced!
Thread: Unlawful pedestrians beware, roads are now fenced!
Valeriy
Valeriy

Mage of the Land
Naughty, Naughty Valeriy
posted October 06, 2002 12:02 PM

Unlawful pedestrians beware, roads are now fenced!

Headline: Man Spams, Bug Dead

The nasty bug was scouting the forests of my lands, eating the trees, biting people's ears and jumping on the stumps generating unpleasant smell to any passer by.

Scotty was animated to somp the nasty green bugger, but that one hideth in the grass. Scotty steppeth with his big toe and misseth. So back goes scotty to the shed and gets grandpas giant stompers and aida run across the fields chasing the sewating bugger. The bug escapeth into the sea and Scotty waiteth onto the shore until the bugger drowneth. So the story ends. The floodprotect is no longer breachable through the smelly green drowned bugger
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Romana
Romana


Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
posted October 06, 2002 12:44 PM

uhmm..*applauds*

*clap clap* looks around *clap*
Notices no-one else clapping *....clap...*

OK fine  
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Conn
Conn


Responsible
Famous Hero
God slayer
posted October 06, 2002 12:48 PM

*claps along*.....errrr.....why are we clapping?
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Romana
Romana


Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
posted October 06, 2002 12:51 PM

heheehe..because he killed a green bugger ?
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tuapui
tuapui


Famous Hero
Poetic Psycho Baby BlackDragon
posted October 06, 2002 03:04 PM

Oh!!! So he is scotty.....*sudden realisation* Uh..oh I actually did want to post something nasty about the evil scotty spammer, but he turned out to be an undercover agent pooey...what luck. Hmm...what WAS with the bigger shoe and all that... oh well. Admins are so incredibly wierd nowadays....
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peractive Do not touch.
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tuapui
tuapui


Famous Hero
Poetic Psycho Baby BlackDragon
posted October 06, 2002 05:05 PM

okay...spammer bug runs rampart in community -> scotty the spam killer tries to smash it with his toe but it's too small, his toe cant hit it -> so he gets a shoe with a large surface area and chases it to the sea -> bug hides in the sea until it drowns -> people of HC rejoice as scotty the bug killer does it again!
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peractive Do not touch.
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tuapui
tuapui


Famous Hero
Poetic Psycho Baby BlackDragon
posted October 06, 2002 05:08 PM

or you could put it THAT way.....
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peractive Do not touch.
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privatehudson
privatehudson


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Legendary Hero
The Ultimate Badass
posted October 06, 2002 05:14 PM

Right, though he could have just said that

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tuapui
tuapui


Famous Hero
Poetic Psycho Baby BlackDragon
posted October 06, 2002 05:21 PM

It's the mods and admin....they're getting...wierd...recently. Must be the radiation. It's killing their brain cells. btw did you know the mod squad headquarters is built over a leaking reactor core?
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peractive Do not touch.
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
posted October 06, 2002 05:38 PM

there was a loophole in the floodprotect system? awww why didnt anyone tell me about it?

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tuapui
tuapui


Famous Hero
Poetic Psycho Baby BlackDragon
posted October 06, 2002 05:41 PM

What if I said his underwear IS a leaking reactor.


Now you get it, now you don't.

Sympathy for the mods...it's been hard on them.
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peractive Do not touch.
Highly Psychotically Poetic.

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RMS
RMS


Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
posted October 06, 2002 07:25 PM

...whoever said that there's anything wrong with being weird. In fact some of the world's greatest people are just that. I mean take Bob the pizzaman for instance. Who can even compare with his greatness?
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privatehudson
privatehudson


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Legendary Hero
The Ultimate Badass
posted October 06, 2002 10:41 PM

Can someone PLEASE put RMS in an asylum, he seems to have scaped again!

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2XtremeToTake
2XtremeToTake


Promising
Supreme Hero
posted October 07, 2002 12:42 AM

Lith Forgot to Close his underwear drawer! its already affected the mod squad! Quarintine it!! Its drifting over to the library!!!!
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Nidhgrin
Nidhgrin


Honorable
Famous Hero
baking cookies from stardust
posted October 07, 2002 09:09 AM

Applause for scotty the bug-catcher.  And sorry for flaming ya
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