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posted November 09, 2002 03:14 AM

This man is about to start a war...

Sorry guys, I know it's kinda stupid, but I was just LMAO when I saw this!


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posted November 09, 2002 03:39 AM

This explains a lot

*news flash*

"Bush has hit upon a new way of deciding on the next target for the war on terror. He puts a blindfold on and stabs a pin into a map of the world"

Or is that Bush's desperate attempt to pretend he's nelson? Terrorists? I see no terrorists!

Then there's this one

And to think this man has control of the world'd largest nuclear arsenal!
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posted November 09, 2002 04:03 AM
Edited By: Hexa on 9 Nov 2002

Your both moron's to me right now. In this time of age, when the countries are neck to neck in anticipation of war, your gonna laugh, and toy with them.

Check this out, that person who your talkin' trash about.. Has a 33.3% influence on what's going to happen in your live's. This fact may disturb you, as your cho8ice is not to be under goverment, but We're on the GOOD side.

We are protecting against the one's with.... weapon's and is ready to use them.

Think about something before you laugh at stupid joke's like this.

Laugh now, and remember how you walked through life, when  your skin & eye's will drain out chemicals and it hurt's so bad you wish you could die, or just rip your entire body off of yourselves.. You know, the feeling of salt within every molocule of your body, burning burning until your lungs finnaly give up trying to gasp for air.. It's hard not to breathe, your lung's will keep you clenching for death for about 4 minutes.

Have fun *******'s laugh it up



my opinions have been expressed, i will now withdrawl from reality to form's of entertainment.

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posted November 09, 2002 04:11 AM

Nice post celfious, I agreed with most of it and enjoyed it, however remember, the arabs also think they are on the good side. They view the west as evil and "antigod", and while you may believe we are all the good guys and are righteous in our cause, so do they.

It is indeed not fun to make childish remarks on impending war and the possible detonation of nuclear weapons, let alone chemical and biological warfare, but what do you really expect from these kids?

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posted November 09, 2002 04:14 AM

We laugh, but it's not like we don't talk about the issue seriously: that's why we have threads like attack iraq. You know, if you don't laugh at those things once in a while you might go insane. The world is just this kind of place.
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posted November 09, 2002 04:20 AM

*sighs*

Some people just can't understand other people's point of view. You take life too seriously, if you can't have a laugh you might as well top yourself.

Besides It's british nature to laugh and joke at times of war, it helps to relieve stress. Let me tell you a little story.

With his troops surrounding Arnhem Bridge, his tanks and artillery ready to smash the defending british airborne soilders and his forces more than treble the defenders numbers, the german commander considedered it humane to give the British a chance to surrender. He sent an interpreter across under a white flag

Interpreter: My general suggests surrender in order to prevent further bloodshed
Frost(overall british commander): Oh hell tell him to get lost
Tantham Warner (British company commander): I'm sorry we simply don't have the facilities to accept you all

We make light of war to relieve tension. Since it's in my nature to do this it is something I will not appologise for either. If you don't like that tough, go and post something you find humorous. It's easy to criticise, hard to actually get off your butts and do somethiing

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posted November 09, 2002 04:27 AM

So you would criticize the most photographed, most powerful, mos scrutinized man in the world, who has more speaking engagements, more public appearances than anyone in history and has to make the most important decisions that have to be made in the world, for leaving some caps on the binos? or having a book upside down? The moment that photo was taken, he was probably handed those binos with the caps on, and 2 seconds after, probably took em down and took em off! What pleasure do you derive out of this? Maybe the fault is mine, but i guess its seems easy to make fun of a guy like this who makes a couple of small irrelevant mistakes.

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posted November 09, 2002 04:30 AM

Lighten up, it just a humorous visual.

Stop taking everything so freakin serious all the time.
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posted November 09, 2002 04:32 AM

nice photos of Bush's mistakes, would be funny to see the photos of Clinton's "mistakes"

you put that cigar where?
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posted November 09, 2002 04:34 AM

Unfortunately, something need to be taken seriously, like a loose canon with his finger on the button, sorry.

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posted November 09, 2002 04:41 AM

First of all, you think too highly of the president.

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...who has more speaking engagements, more public appearances than anyone in history...


You are not serious, right? You think that this guy had the most public appearances in history? History is a very long time...

And c'mon! Why can't you just laugh a bit about what's going on? Life is so hard as it is, and if you try to laugh at it once or twise you might be a bit happier.

And as I said before - We do take it seriously. PH is one of the top posters in the RL threads, and I always read them.
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posted November 09, 2002 04:50 AM

OK, look I'm sorry, this is just something I cant have a laugh at, do as you will, I'll stay out.

The reason I say the most photographed in history, is given that the prez of the USA is always the most scrutinized person in the world, and if the world population is always increasing along with the media and people wanting to know everything, well theres my logic.

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posted November 09, 2002 05:07 AM
Edited By: privatehudson on 8 Nov 2002

Well for those with a sense of humour I heartily reccomend the following site http://www.dubyaspeak.com

It includes such gems as:

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I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose: You disarm, or we will.
-- Manchester, New Hampshire, Oct. 5, 2002


Interesting, when will america start removing it's nukes and chemical weapons then?

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[The enemy] can't stand the thought of Republican and Democrat actually getting along.
-- Off on a pointless tangent about what he thinks the enemy thinks, Santa Ana, California, Aug. 23, 2002


Hmmmmmm interesting, so as well as removing israel from the world, seeing Islam dominate etc etc they also have pretty high on their agenda the division between america's political parties? Funny how none of them put that as a issue when they take hostages isn't it!

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My most important job is to defend the homeland, to protect innocent Americans from the deaths of the killers.


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so he doesn't want the killers to die then?

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So long as we love freedom, they hate us, and they want to hurt us. That's just the facts of life, as we head into the 21st century.
-- I guess Dubya hasn't given up on the 20th century just yet, Houston, Texas, Sep. 26, 2002


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My trip to Asia begins here in Japan for an important reason. It begins here because for a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times. From that alliance has come an era of peace in the Pacific.


Hmmmmmm so the pacific part of WWII isn't taught in america then?

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And so, in my State of the -- my State of the Union -- or state -- my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation -- I asked Americans to give 4,000 years -- 4,000 hours over the next -- the rest of your life -- of service to America.


Ehhhhh?

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We're in for a long struggle, and I think Texans understand that. And so do Americans


And there was me thinking texas was put into the union soon after the mexican american war.............

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It's going to require numerous IRA agents


Eh? He wants irish terrorists?

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Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease.


Actually it's a continent.

For those with no sense of humour, feel free to ignore the above, it's not a dig at him, I just find it mildly amusing







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posted November 09, 2002 05:20 AM

I take everything with a grain of salt, and find both photos very funny.  Simple as that.
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posted November 09, 2002 05:21 AM

Well he sure in the heck dont want no peace treaty lol but this should of went to the Iraq thread since it's basically same thang
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posted November 09, 2002 05:46 AM

You can't handle the truth!

{Bonus 25 pts. to the first one to name that movie}

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Interesting, when will america start removing it's nukes and chemical weapons then?


America
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The day after we use them on our own populace.
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posted November 09, 2002 06:05 AM

Quote:
{Bonus 25 pts. to the first one to name that movie}




Well i dont recall the name of the moveie, it was a military law movie with Tom Cruise and Jack Nicholson, Cruise being the lawyer that shafts Nicholson on the stand.

All the Presidents Men...(name.) just a guess
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posted November 09, 2002 06:07 AM

* buzzzzz *

Sorry, try again.
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posted November 09, 2002 07:49 AM

It'ssss the end of the world as we know it.
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posted November 09, 2002 08:02 AM

We all know vice president Dan Qualye right? The legend of America....
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