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TheRealDeal
Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
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posted December 20, 2004 09:35 PM |
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TheRealDeal For President 2008!
As you might have seen Lichking started his Campaign a long time ago, but now it's time for a real Man to stand up and take a bite out of the Cake!
Free Health Care: You can "care" for other peoples health all you want, just as long as you don't bother me.
Corruption: Don't bother me, woman.
Poverty: Well, you can steal all you want.. You'll never have to fear being poor again.
The Draft: There will never be a war again, because i've made "STOP" signs, and they will be put on our shores so people who want to attack us can't come in.
War: Look at The Draft.
Unemployment: You don't want to work? Then don't.
Free Trade: It's "free" to trade pokemon cards with your friends.
Firearms: Firearms will be illeagel, because some "non-believer" might want to kill me, and therefore weapons of the power shall be banned from anywhere, except for my person lifeguard, which is robots that look like me.(I know i can't make them as good looking, but you can't have everything)
Nuclear Weapons: I don't like nukes, they can kill me. Look at Firearms for further details.
Chemical/Biological Weapons: Look at Firearms.
Unity and the preservation of sovereignty: Anyone else who has power in this world will become my footstools, and they'll like it. I'll get all their money and and their cakes.
TAXATION: Since i've got the power, and i own anything(including first born daughters, when they hit 18) I don't have to tax people.
Speech: I, TheRealDeal, have seen many episodes of the Simpson, more then you can imagine.. so i'm well suited for the job. THANKYOU AMERICA!
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted December 20, 2004 09:47 PM |
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Oh, I dunno, I think I'd vote for LichKing. Your stuff seems pretty damn lame 
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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IYY
Responsible
Supreme Hero
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posted December 20, 2004 09:53 PM |
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Better him than Bush.
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Khayman
Promising
Famous Hero
Underachiever
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posted December 20, 2004 09:54 PM |
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Dude, you got my vote!
I am sure that you will get Aculias and Asmodean's vote as well...as soon as you promises all first-born sons are turned over to them once they turn 18. 
Besides, LichKing is already a king...and why would a king ever want to become president?
"Life is like a game of chess. If you make the right moves, you may get to jump the Queen."
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"You must gather your party before venturing forth."
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TheRealDeal
Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
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posted December 20, 2004 10:17 PM |
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18 year old hot women for all my followers. (i'll hook you up aswell Asmodean )
I'll gladly help all good friends, they can even keep their stuff!
Thanks nice loyalists.
"Life is like a game of chess. If you make the right moves, you may get to Hump the Queen."
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted December 21, 2004 09:54 AM |
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TheRealPresident
I'd vote for you, your promises are awesome.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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TheRealDeal
Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
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posted December 21, 2004 12:38 PM |
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And i promise i can keep them.
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.
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LordZXZX
Famous Hero
Overfished
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posted December 21, 2004 02:12 PM |
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Add another vote for the foobum of justice!
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TheRealDeal
Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
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posted December 22, 2004 12:04 AM |
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The Might that is Me Shall rain triumphent!
MODS, Lend me your ears! Bow to the new man of justice..
BOW TO THE FOOBUM!
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.
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Asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted December 23, 2004 11:16 AM |
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I feel so honoured that people remember my needs once in a while.
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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TheRealDeal
Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
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posted December 23, 2004 11:56 AM |
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Asmodean thats no problem at all! Just pledge your alligance and you are set for life! (By the way, gay people can get married if they want when i'm elected!
Besides. As soon as i'm elected, i'm going to build a few Alcohol factories, and make alcohol MUCH cheaper.
Besides, i'm going to make Hockey AND football.. Well.. lets just say it can be seen irl and in the telly EVERY sunday of the year, with new matches
Happy Holidays
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.
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TitaniumAlloy
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Professional
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posted December 24, 2004 02:10 AM |
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Have a nice day. 
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John says to live above hell.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted December 24, 2004 12:47 PM |
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I will sir. Just chill out like I normally do.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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