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Jebus
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posted March 04, 2005 04:44 PM |
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Isn't it like 9.30 in Canada now?
Meaning, shouldn't you people be working?
(voice from beyond)
What's your point??
I'm dead... what more can I do, really(unlike some (looking at you Lion) I AM working.... that's why I don't have the time to set up huge threads and competitions)
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Leo_Lion
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posted March 04, 2005 06:02 PM |
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Jebus! There ain't a single damn thing about you that is huge! 
So stop throwing that "little-man-syndrome" crap in my face, I took a shower this morning for God's sake!
RealDeal, oh RealDeal?!
You made my wife laugh her head off yesterday with your "pant dropping" & "scratching while looking around"...she loved it! 
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*Take care, Leo
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Jebus
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TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted March 04, 2005 06:09 PM |
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Jebus! There ain't a single damn thing about you that is huge!
So stop throwing that "little-man-syndrome" crap in my face, I took a shower this morning for God's sake!
I dare to differ..... j'ai une grosse yeule!!!
Ok then I'll just throw it all over your face!!!
(and you know the kind of damage I can do on the throne)
... and what's with the shower comment??
you like to clear the pipes bent over in the shower, on your knees with a lubbed up finger in your A-HEY HEY!!
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lkru33
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posted March 04, 2005 06:10 PM |
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You made my wife laugh her head off yesterday with your "pant dropping" & "scratching while looking around"...she loved it!
Birds are looking at our posts ?!? I thought these were sacred 
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Jebus
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TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted March 04, 2005 06:17 PM |
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RealDeal, oh RealDeal?!
You made my wife laugh her head off yesterday with your "pant dropping" & "scratching while looking around"...she loved it!
Lion,
did you ever think that maybe hysterical laughter is her conditionned response (since she's been married) to men dropping their pants!!!
(way to go pavlov)
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Leo_Lion
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posted March 04, 2005 06:29 PM |
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Jebus,
did you ever think that maybe your girlfriend's hysterical laughter is her conditionned response to seeing you with your pants down?!
I must admit though, I'll never get tired of her hungry eyes looking at me like if I was an all-you-can-eat buffet!
Come and get some, sweetheart...I got a foot-long with your name on it! 
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*Take care, Leo
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Jebus
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TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted March 04, 2005 06:37 PM |
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Jebus,
did you ever think that maybe your girlfriend's hysterical laughter is her conditionned response to seeing you with your pants down?!
Jebus:"uh... are you just copy pasting what I'm posting now??
Lion:"uh... are you just copy pasting what I'm posting now??"
Jebus:"isn't that what I said??"
Lion:"isn't that what I said??"
(so clearly you've resorted to repeating my own insults!! for shame, for shame)
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Come and get some, sweetheart...I got a foot-long with your name on it!
... and unlike YOUR wife, mines not from a third world country and can easily be coerced by food!!
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Leo_Lion
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posted March 04, 2005 06:57 PM |
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I'd rather have a wife from a 3rd-World coutry over a girlfriend from the backward Province of New Brunswick anyday! That way I can at least be sure that my wife isn't an inbread-hick! Hahaha!
Oops...I said inbread in a Thread that Conan might read! Shame on me... Hahaha!
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*Take care, Leo
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guitarguy
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posted March 04, 2005 06:58 PM |
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... and unlike YOUR wife, mines not from a third world country and can easily be coerced by food!!
Ouch! 
Edit: But steady comeback.
-guitarguy
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Jebus
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TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted March 04, 2005 07:04 PM |
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I'd rather have a wife from a 3rd-World coutry over a girlfriend from the backward Province of New Brunswick anyday! That way I can at least be sure that my wife isn't an inbread-hick! Hahaha!
Oops...I said inbread in a Thread that Conan might read! Shame on me... Hahaha!
Well at least I can vouch for the fact that my woman's clean... what was that infection that you got called?? you know the one with the string of coagulated blood shooting out of your "gear"??? Hey how did the doctor test you again??? Something about secretion and your prostate??
Lion?? you there??? hello??? Lion??
(Oh there he is lying in the fetal position in the corner!!)
Yeah we really need to put out Conan's family tree!! BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE SIDE TO IT!!!
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Leo_Lion
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posted March 04, 2005 07:14 PM |
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Oh yeah, real funny there, Jebus! Bring up the most painful "It burns! It burns!" experience in my life ...it kind of reminds me of the time that I gave you a "face-wash" with some snow and gave you a bleedy nose in the process...or maybe like that time that I punched you in the back of the head at work!
You might be saying "That never happened!"
Well...I'm now standing behind you and swinging as you read this!
WHACK!!!
And while we're making fun of Conan,
I wouldn't exactly say that he has a family tree...that would require there being branches and not just a trunk that goes in a straight line! Hahaha!
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Jebus
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posted March 04, 2005 07:23 PM |
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Oh yeah, real funny there, Jebus! Bring up the most painful "It burns! It burns!" experience in my life ...it kind of reminds me of the time that I gave you a "face-wash" with some snow and gave you a bleedy nose in the process...
REALLY??? I thought the most painful incident woul'd be at prom when that girl wanted to hook up with you and you pulled the old:"I HAVE TO CALL MY MOM!! and ran away.."
(oh wait that's just plain ol' painfull)
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And while we're making fun of Conan,
I wouldn't exactly say that he has a family tree...that would require there being branches and not just a trunk that goes in a straight line! Hahaha!
Pandora,
can we have QP's removed for restructuring the SAME INSULT that someone else said?? I understand that it must be difficult to type as a quad but.... C'MON!!
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Leo_Lion
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posted March 04, 2005 10:45 PM |
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I thought the most painful incident woul'd be at prom when that girl wanted to hook up with you and you pulled the old:"I HAVE TO CALL MY MOM!! and ran away.."
Hey!!! I was making a choice of chastity in that case and wanted to "save myself for someone special"...which I did (my wife)!
I have little-to-no regrets for turning down that "browntown" wench on Prom night!
Too bad I can't say the same thing about you and how you slept with one of your oldest friend's girlfriends, eh!?
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jebus
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posted March 05, 2005 05:59 PM |
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Too bad I can't say the same thing about you and how you slept with one of your oldest friend's girlfriends, eh!?
Who said YOU were my oldest friend??
(Ah well at least she was only your gf and the time and she wasn't your wife yet!!)
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Conan
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posted March 08, 2005 10:57 PM |
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For those who don't understand the jokes about my inbread wife and I, please refer to the "Tell the Truth" thread.
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Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward, you will service.... us. - Star Trek TNG
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pandora
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The Chosen One
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posted March 08, 2005 11:00 PM |
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lol @ my "inbred wife"
If I was Mrs. Conan you'd be in for such a whuppin after writing that
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Conan
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posted March 08, 2005 11:11 PM |
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Mrs. Conan ... I like that!!
PS: I was refering to a joke made by my "friends" ... not actual facts.
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Leo_Lion
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posted March 08, 2005 11:30 PM |
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Conan and his woman don't get into "whuppins", Pandora...they prefer having Banjo duels!
SOUTHERN STYLE...
Nice to see you actually consider me a "friend", Conan...I could have sworn you didn't like me considering how I'm never invited over to your place. Or maybe it's due to the "accident" involving your dog, your sofa, and my tongue!
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Jebus
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TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted March 09, 2005 05:47 PM |
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So this is how the abuse chain works:
One who is constantly abused and feels that they are helpless to defend themselves will naturally reflect the anger that he/she feels (from beeing abused) towards a third and weaker party.....
As an example, I have time and time again butchered Lion in our verbal thrashings and now that he feels that he can no longer defend himself, he's going afer Conan.
(I love psycho-mo-logy)
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Conan
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posted March 09, 2005 06:01 PM |
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wow, now this "friend" of mine is calling me weak!! I can't beleive this!
Can you feel the love? LOL
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