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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted June 01, 2003 12:01 AM |
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What kinda place are u running here?No one is at the counter!The service here stinks!who's gonna serve me!isn't somebody supposed to be behind the counter?!
...hey waitasec...wasn't I supposed to be behind the counter?...daimn!okay,sorry bout that...hmm
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Allu
Known Hero
the supreme heroe
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posted June 01, 2003 10:37 AM |
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hy gimme a sack of potatos
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted June 01, 2003 12:52 PM |
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"one of the Moon Watch escorts Allu out of the shop"
...this is a weaponsmith, artifact vendor...
"another Elf, dressed in Moon Watch garb, enters the shop holding a piece of paper"
...Mighty Mage, we have a new shipment... where should we put the crates?
"the third Ranger is polishing the shields in the back of the store"
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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Allu
Known Hero
the supreme heroe
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posted June 01, 2003 12:55 PM |
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I summoned some of my demons and they where defending me and I run back in to the store and demand one sack of potatos and green onion
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted June 01, 2003 01:02 PM |
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"once again...
the Moon Watch ranger escorts Allu out of the shop... the demons he summoned were banished when they stepped in the perimeter of the shop"
...this is your second warning... as you can see, thisi s a no-magic zone... either change your request or stay out...
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted June 01, 2003 06:21 PM |
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Oh good, a new shipment is in. Go ahead and take those crates to the back room and uh, you elf, leave the demon to me and go ahead and do some stock work. Lith, why don't you handle the invintory. Silx, come with me. It's time to do some 'pest' control.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted June 10, 2003 08:38 PM |
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By Gods woman...what have you done?
<The force blows our hero off the rooftop from where he was hiding...causing him to hit his head and knocking him out for oh...about a month.>
<A new day has dawned...the sun is brightly shining...there is nary a breeze in the air...and a happily chirping bird just happens to drop a turd onto our hero's face>
"Yuck! Plugh! Bleah! Ughghghg! Chafe!"
<Bleary-eyed our hero awakens from his long overdue slumber. Disgusted...he looks for something 2-ply to wipe off the bird offal with.>
"Where am I?"
<He looks around rather disjointedly. Taking a full 5 minutes immerse himself in his surroundings, he realizes that he hasn't moved in quite awhile. How long...he hasn't figured out yet. Smelling himself...he realizes he has been out for a looooong time...this was no magically-induced slumber. He reeks of excrement and B.O.>
"Man, I need to get cleaned up."
<Unsteadily, he gets to his feet...goes back to his residence...gets cleaned up...and puts some new clothes on.>
"Man, I feel like a million bucks. Now, where was I? Oh yeah...I just nailed Peacemaker. Heh...Gootch old boy...you've still got it in you."
<He gets up...goes back outside...and while he is walking back towards the shop...he senses that somehow things are different. A wind has come. It gives him pause. He senses it...barely. It's calling him...calling him to the East...always... to the East...>
"It's getting to be about time...isn't it? Damn...I thought I had more time than this. There were so many things I wanted to do, though. Can't it wait?"
<'NO,' calls a voice...>
"Ugh...how is it that destiny arrives at the most inconvenient of times? Dammit!"
<He picks up his pace...making his way to the shop. Entering it, he quickly surveys the interior. In his hand, he's holding a white flag.>
"Now, don't get any funny ideas about me surrendering or anything. This is a 'truce' flag. So Mightymage, why don't you 'truce' your way over behind the counter and get me some stuff? I've got a laundry list for you."
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted June 11, 2003 01:58 AM |
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Well well well, look who comes...*sniff sniff* Is that Pierre Cardin you're wearing? Wow, you're actually clean.
Sooo laundry list huh? Just drop off your sack or whatever and I'll have someone get right on it. By the way, since when did the almighty Gootch decide on a truce?
*Walks away smileing and chuckling to himself*
No Allu, you can't join us, you're the pest.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted June 17, 2003 01:26 AM |
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Our hero's sarcasm meter has just gone off the scale
"I'll ignore your little comment Mightymage. First of all...it's 'Cool Water'. I graduated from Pierre Cardin and Drakkar oh...about 13 years ago. Secondly...I didn't bring a sack...I need to get one though."
<Starts looking around the shop>
"Okay, first things first. I'm about to go into the garden of evil, aka Temple of Worship. I need some sort of protection against getting zapped into a toad. I'm also gonna need protection from Romana's laser eyes...Marelt's forces of vain...and anything else I can't think of. I asked your predecessor for full coverage insurance but all he gave me was that stupid scroll."
<Our hero starts fuming>
"Whatever you find for me, it can't be a scroll. If you have to summon that watcher...what's his name...Lizzie...Libby...Liddy...Litle...Lith! Yeah, that's his name, Lith. If you have to summon him for this, then do so. Be quick about it. I don't have much time today."
"Also...I'm gonna need a working copy of 'In the Company of Men' on DVD. If that doesn't change the minds of the masses, I don't know what will. Let's see here...oh...this is a special order. It's so special, I can't even say it. Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna pass this here note to you<read IM>. You're gonna get that item. You're gonna put it into one of those sacks you've got for sale. And you're not gonna open your man-pleaser to anyone about this item."
<Slides the note...face down...to MightyMage>
"I swear MightyMage, if you say 'boo' about this to anyone, I will speed-kick you in your teeth. If you manage to keep your soup-cooler closed about it, I'll give you a big, fat, friggin tip."
"Now, can we do business?"
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted June 17, 2003 03:52 AM |
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*huge smile* I think I know what these are for. Tell you what. Your special request will take a second or two because that will involve a little nature magic. As far as the rest goes...Lets see here. You don't want to get zapped into a toad huh. Normally I would tell you to go to my tower since that's where I deal magic but you're in a hurry so I'll be nice...this once. don't expect it every time. Here we have a druid spell. It's simple so I think you can handle it. This Spell is called Cyclone Armor. It will create an elemental cyclone encircling your body and protecting you from all elemental and nature spells by absorbing them. Another one you might want to try is a Druid summoning spell called Summon Grizzly. This one should keep Snowy at bay. Both of those will total up to...42 gold. 12 for the cyclone armor, 30 for the Summon Grizzly. The DVD rack is over in the corner so you can go look. I don't carry many.
Let's see, Marelt's vane sight...Hmmm, the only thing I can think of to possibly block that is this Shadowform spell. I can't garuntee it will compleatly block it so I'll give it to you for 10 gold. So far that's 52 not counting the DVD.
Ahhhhh, your special order is ready.
*Hands Gootch a wrapped box containing the ***** ** *** ******* ***** *****.*
That will be 15 gold and 10 silver.
Your total now is 67 gold, 10 silver.
Let me know if you find that DVD.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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allu
Known Hero
the supreme heroe
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posted June 18, 2003 12:05 AM |
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"the Keeper appears"
last time I warned you... this time I won't be as nice...
"kicks him out of the shop"
...and stay out...
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted June 18, 2003 01:36 AM |
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D@mnit Allu, get the hell out of my shop. You havn't even bought anything. Now either purchase or get OUT!
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted June 18, 2003 01:58 AM |
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<Now now, Gootch, what ARE you doing over here buying several doses of extra-strength Viagra?? (I don't know what you're planning but you can count me in...)>
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted June 18, 2003 03:57 PM |
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Wow, it takes that much Viagra for just one night? I'm sorry Peace.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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allu
Known Hero
the supreme heroe
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posted June 18, 2003 04:00 PM |
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hey,mighty mage can u too me a specal offer
half price for viagra
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted June 18, 2003 04:06 PM |
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GET OUT. If anything, I should charge you double.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Lord_Batzan
Tavern Dweller
Evil thief of Darkside family
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posted June 18, 2003 05:05 PM |
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Ehh actually i was looking for some nice shoes.Enchanted that is,ones that increase your speed.
Oh and special gloves designed for thieves?Do you got one of those?
The reason for why i need those is none of your business...*Cough*
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Try to give them some wisdom,they give you a sword.Try to give them a sword,they give you a war.
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allu
Known Hero
the supreme heroe
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posted June 18, 2003 09:00 PM |
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heheheee
why not half prize
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted June 18, 2003 09:03 PM |
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WOOHOO!!!
A fellow...how do I put it...not a very honest person,Lord_Whatshisname!
Camon Lord_Whouwereagain,let me help you with those
could I interest you in a dagger too,I heard ppl are hiring more guards and getting more dogs b'cuz of the increasing boredom of me and my magic double thingy
hey don't blame me!with a magic double,I get twice as much work done
and maybe you would like a crossbow!they sell the finest here,I know,I had one of these,but it got confiscated
and maybe you would like a grenade,I seem to be having some xtra
3254 to be more xact
so wha'll it be?
and Allu,stop scaring all the customers!
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allu
Known Hero
the supreme heroe
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posted June 18, 2003 10:55 PM |
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would some one please teach me how to use viagra and what does it doo
boing(going up)heheheee
I can show u what it does
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