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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted June 29, 2003 12:21 AM |
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[offtopic]The thread tells about the stories that concern the Temple. That does not mean that they necesarrily have to be in the Temple.[/offtopic]
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Perception is everything.
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted June 29, 2003 12:56 AM |
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To all the Rod Worshipers:
this thread is a role play, and as such, common courtesy implies it is left for the people who want to take part in the story... in plain words, either take your little "anti-ToG rebellion" to the threads some of you started (federation and such), turn into worshipers, or you will be moderated... the point of threads such as this is for people to have fun, your posts negate this feature and are therefore considered spam
heck, take a look at Gootche's posts...
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted June 29, 2003 07:34 PM |
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Quote:
Calmly walks over to the worshippers of the rod (Marelt,2x and Mighty Mage) and gives them the prettiest, kindest smile imaginable. Then she grabs them by their collars and drags them to the outer limits of the Temple, where she throws them towards the temple of the rod worshippers....
...I'm really dissapointed in Mighty Mage..I'm gonna have to have a talk with my good friend Conn about his treason.
Whaaaaat?! Rod Worship? Please. Just cause I go visit Marelt and Saurman does not make me a rod worshiper. Calling me a traitor. I outta cancel your discount at the shop for that remark.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted June 30, 2003 03:32 PM |
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*Jumps out window*
We! I'm a albatross! I'm flap flap flapping my albatross wings!
*Splat*
Ow.
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Spaek the Titan
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted June 30, 2003 04:29 PM |
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ha ha ha He should try taking off from the ground b4 jumping out windows 
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted June 30, 2003 06:29 PM |
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Well no snowaki Mushrooms Sherlock.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted June 30, 2003 09:48 PM |
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<Peacemaker lies sleeping on the ground in the Garden where Romy left her. The faeries rise from the ground where Saruman zapped them, repaired, and glide to Peacemaker where she lies sleeping. They begin whispering, then pick up the empty cups, three faeries to a cup.
The faeries float quietly up to the bucket of water, still suspended there next to the tree where Romy left it. They begin dipping, one cup at a time, and pouring the water into the second bucket. Peace lies beneath them in a deep sleep, dreaming of a waterfall...>
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted July 01, 2003 12:25 AM |
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*teleporting back from the void, now overun with Marelt and his terroists, Mighty Mage desides what better time to stop at the temple. Porting next to a sleeping Peacemaker, Mighty Mage decides to walk quietly so as not to wake her up. Coming to the temple steps, Mighty Mage sees a sign posted showing much dislike for Marelt, Saurman, and Mighty Mage. Seeing an error in this, Mighty Mage crosses off his name and walks into the temple looking fro Romey. She must have been mistaken about somthing because Mighty Mage is sure she remembers his fighting for the temple not so long ago and the gifts he used to bring. Oh well.*
Romeeeeeeey, Oh Romana. Where the hell are you. You got some splanin to do.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted July 01, 2003 12:52 AM |
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Our hero finally comes to
"Oooh! My head!"
<Our hero flexes his jaw to make sure that it isn't broken>
"What happened?! Why is my head all jacked up?"
<He feels his face. There are some superficial cuts on his face, already starting to scab up>
"How the hell did this happen? Where is that damn bear? Nevermind that, where is SHE at?"
<Our hero spies the wall that leads to the garden>
"Hmmm...I wonder..."
<He jumps up, grabbing the edge, and drags his body halfway up...just enough so he can get a better look.>
"Oh my. Look at this. A sleeping goddess and noone around. Maybe this will be a good day after all!"
<He pulls himself over the edge and leaps to the grounds on the other side. Quickening his pace, he marches right over to the sleeping goddess and the overrated insects pouring water into the buckets>
"Peace...we never finished our little chitchat. Hey, I'm talking to you. Wake up!"
<Nothing but a soft snore escapes from her lips. Our hero is starting to get entranced by the bosom...rising...falling...rising...falling...rising...falling>
"WAKE UP!"
<Still nothing>
"By golly, I tried to be nice about it. Now, I'm going to have to get creative."
<He grabs for the bucket filled with water. The faeries don't appreciate this, and struggle to keep it in their possession>
"Give it here! I'm gonna pluck those pretty little wings from your bodies if you don't give it up. GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!"
<They consider his offer for a split second, and let go. Our hero takes it, and dumps it on the sleeping goddess. Coughing and sputtering, the goddess starts to come to. Not one to squander an opportunity, our hero straddles her>
"There now. Oh look. Yeah, I'm sorry about the water. Hey, this was the first opportunity I had to get you alone."
<He looks behind him>
"Bonus! I forgot that you're wearing white today. Nice. Seriously, I wanted to see what your hair looked like when it was wet. You should keep it straight. Oh, and it looks like the turkey is done."
<He starts fiddling with her hair, forgetting for a moment the difference in their statures>
"Sooo...you have an answer for me or what? You know...when you're opening and closing your mouth like that, it helps to have words too. I can't read lips, you know."
<Our hero patiently waits for her answer>
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted July 01, 2003 01:28 AM |
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Going in for recon in a military plane, Saruman notices the Gootche has woken up. A sleep ray hits Peacemaker, and a letter drops from the sky.
The Gootche begins cursing at Saruman for making Peacemaker fall asleep, but then notices the paper. It says:
Mercenary Wanted
Apply within the Mantle of Vain. Pay: 5000 gold/day +free popcorn. You will recieve instructions after applying.
NOTE: You and Peacemaker shall be free of the torment of the Godesses' oppresion and free to love without annoyance. The choice is yours alone.
A blue vortex appears and Saruman vanishes through it as quickly as he came.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted July 01, 2003 01:41 AM |
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After reading the package
"What the hell is this? Are they serious? Man, it was I who stood toe to toe with them. It was I who eloquently scorned them. And what's this about love?"
<Our hero chuckles to himself. He's got a dripping wet hottie between his legs and he's supposed to consider something as blase as love?>
"To quote Mocara...'I wish this note was 2-ply so I could wipe my ass with it.' That's what I think of your offer."
"Now, no more distractions. By the gods woman...you're killing me."
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted July 01, 2003 01:43 AM |
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To Saruman:
Strange terms Saruman, but there's always a cach with those dumb registration forms.
Whats realy going on
Weee! flap flap! SQuAk! HonK hOnk! Albatrooss! thats me! Hey girlieieieie...
Oh wait, I'm not a albatross I'm a Titan, Ow my head hurts.
Oh well thats not important.
Peace? You okay?
*Dumps the water on her head*
Wake up will you!
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Spaek the Titan
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted July 01, 2003 07:57 AM |
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<Peacemaker awakens amidst all the water-tossing-molesting-chaos, shaking the sleep from her eyes, and quickly realizes the Gootch is sitting atop her -- >
Alright. Enough of this pussy-footing beating around the bush nonsense.
<She reaches up, clutches the collar at his throat and bruskly pulls him down to lay a big wet one on him before he has time to react.>
(There, it's done.)
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted July 01, 2003 08:00 AM |
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I cannot believe this infernal machine bleeped me on that last post. While it was at it it should have bleeped "bush" too.
BTW, Saruman, I AM one of the goddesses.
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted July 01, 2003 04:45 PM |
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Well at least she's up, but I can only take so much compassion.
*Throws the tree beyond the hurrison line*
BLLLLAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGG!!!!!
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Spaek the Titan
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted July 01, 2003 11:33 PM |
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*(later) After finding Romana and speaking with her, all is cleared up and Mighty Mage may continue in whatever it is he does. Walking around the temple for whatever raeson, maybe pure boredom, Mighty Mage stumbles upon a room containing nothing more than a few small dusty sculptures, pillars, and a long wooden staircase. There is little to no light in this room since it's only form of illumination is from the moon. Mighty Mage decides to pull out a small magic lanturn. After lighting his path, Mighty Mage continues up the old stairway only to find another empty room...except, wait. Somthing in the corner catches his eye. An old chest only it's different from everything else in the room. Not a speck of dust on it. It may have somthing to do with the magic aura surrounding it but why not have a look anyway.*
Hmmmmmm, it doesn't look like a key is needed yet the lid won't budge. Must be magically coded. I wonder if the goddesses know about this room? Hmmmm, oh wellmore exploring for another day. Looks like it's almost sunrise.
*after leaving the room, Mighty Mage desides to go have a look at the morning sunrise. Outside is Gootch and a waking Peacemaker. Romana is outside as well. Why not ask her about the room?*
Say, you know that stairway in the room just past the main hall?
*obviously enjoying the sunrise, Romana barely hears Mighty Mage. After hearing him repeat, she becomes quite annoyed and questions what the hell MM is talking about. She continues by stating that their is no room there. "You must be confused" she futher states.*
Well then, I'll show you myself.
*dragging Romana by her sleeve, Mighty Mage hurriedly walks down the main hall only to his suprise, not see a room.*
Where is it? What the? It was just here! Really! I swear.
*giving one of those 'I told you so' looks to Mighty Mage, Romana walks back outside do shoo away the Gootch and possibly let Snowey play.*
Well...D@MN! I KNOW it was there. GRrrrrrrrr.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted July 02, 2003 01:08 AM |
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Quote:
...Mighty Mage may continue in whatever it is he does...
What do you do anyway?
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted July 02, 2003 01:41 AM |
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After the whole oddball Mighty Mage thing with his dillusional visions, I walk back outside.
Deciding I'll leave Gootch be for the time being
*Ahh..love is such a wonderfull thing*
Sitting on the steps again, enjoying this peacefull moment, watching Peacemakers faeries do her work for her.
*It seems she's learning anyway*
Then the sun sets and the horizon looks as if it were on fire and I think of a certain fire elemental out there.
*He should visit me more often in here..maybe he got lost somewhere? And Kitty hasn't been around much either...I bet she's kicking some RL fanny.
Snowy sneaks up from behind her and pushes his big nose towards her face. She playfully grabs the Polar bear in a strangle hold followed by lots of scratching in his neck. Snowy growls with satisfaction and lays down, acting like the perfect cushion for her to fall asleep on.
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted July 02, 2003 11:04 AM |
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Hmmm... wont tell ya what fanny means in the uk lol...
The goddess "bamfs" into the temple with shopping bags
Ah I go shopping for five minutes and an anti-temple terrorist organisation appears! This will never do! Now, where's that anti-blasphemy spray? *looks around* Hmph, I seem to have mislaid it. We'll have to deal with this bunch of renegades the hard way! Come on sisters, lets get busy making thunderbolts...
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 Diwethaf Gloau Sylw y Gymreag
http://aozos.com/phpBB2/index.php
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted July 02, 2003 11:10 AM |
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*looks blankly at Cat*
Wha?? What are u talking about..thunderbolts?
*looks at the shopping bags and starts getting exited, jumping up and down*
Ohhh..you buy me something???
Well..we need to do something about those B@asterds from the void. They're calling our pretty worship system an oppression! Can you believe it?
That Marelt is ruining the entire peacefull sphere here with his oppression talk..it's just pathetic and then Mighty Mage sold some explosives to a member of the Void and the Gootch fell in love with peacemakerandthenpeacemakerlostcontrolofherpowersanddid'twanttotrain...
*Gasps for breath and stares at Cat*
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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